I love black thongs
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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