so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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