drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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