Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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