i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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