quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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