I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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