Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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