hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
last night I used snow as a chaser
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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