Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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