Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
