Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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