I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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