My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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