No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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