i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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