Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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