At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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