I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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