Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Come on in and take your pants off
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