Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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