a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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