just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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