Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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