Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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