Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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