i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
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