I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Randomize
