Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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