hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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