bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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