So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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