I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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