I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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