well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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