JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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