So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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