Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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