Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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