Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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