exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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