and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Randomize
