census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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