Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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