Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I got chris browned last night
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
Randomize
