On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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