come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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