i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
