your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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