I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
