She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
