He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Randomize
