Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
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