I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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